"Christian" schmucks

I find a lot of things ironic in this bit of news I read off The Hindu today...

"Members of the Akhila Karnataka Catholic Christians Kannada Association staged a protest in front of the Mahatma Gandhi statue here on Sunday, alleging that Tamil-speaking people in Jakkanahalli in Kollegal were harassing Kannadigas"

It goes on to say that the secretary "demanded that Kannada prayers be offered in the church"...

You tell me how many points you can find funny or ironic!

God complex

Beautiful monologue by Alec Baldwin in the movie Malice during a pre-trial deposition when he is accused of professional incompetence....

"I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you: When someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry, or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death, or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to?

Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis! And you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November seventeenth, and he doesn't like to be second guessed.

You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something -- I AM God."

Bugzilla and God = Godzilla?

This idea came up suddenly!!. But atleast some people stand by their beliefs and proudly proclaim there is no god!.

Hats off!

I hereby...

"I hereby decree that from this day hence, Intelligent Design and the Lord Of the Rings will be the subject in all classes and all schools in India. There is no need for any other type of learning."

Amen.

Hehe, by the way this is going, our kids might learn that Hobbits did indeed exist and the earth was saved by the destruction of the One Ring!.

Sarcasm anyone?