I'm Afraid Of Britney Spears

Hilarious song by this Canadian all-girl pop punk/rock band from Vancouver called LiveonRelease with lyrics that go thus....

I only just turned 15
I'm filled with hopes and dreams
I turn my radio on and
I hear the strangest song

Chorus:
I'm afraid of Britney Spears
And Christina Aguilera
Backstreet Boys and *NSync
I don't know what to think
Ahooo, ahooo, ahooo, ahooo

It's slick the way they dress
I heard they all have fake breasts
One thing I'll do if I can is
Go on Britney's bus and get a tan
They dance like they need a cure lets
Get the number of a choreographer
They're so worried about what we'll think
They took the time to learn to lip sync
Milli Vanilli, Milli Vanilli, Milli Vanilli, Milli Vanilli

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
I'm afraid of Britney
I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
I'm afraid of Britney
I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera

Haha and to think that they go to the pain of including another famous lip syncher of our times...